Sunday, February 23, 2020

Draw a circle, it's Earth - Clefairy Edition (English)

Hey hey father, give me a pixie!
Hello mother, hello mother,
The yummy sweets that I ate before
I can't forget the taste of it!

Draw a circle it's the earth
Draw a circle it's the earth
Draw a circle it's the earth
I am Clefairy

Draw a circle it's the earth
Looking closely it's the earth
Might that be the earth
I am Clefairy

Ah, with just a stroke of paint
A wonderful world can be seen
Are the stars enjoying what they can do?
It's a fairy!

"Hey! Clefable is here! I'm excited! Yes yes! Yes yes yes! Oops! I have to go back now."

Draw a circle it's the earth
Draw a circle it's the earth
Draw a circle it's the earth
I am Clefairy

Draw a circle it's the earth
Suddenly, it's the earth
Lying on its back, the earth
I am Clefairy

Ah, the pies Pippi make
A recipe that'll make you cry with joy!
"It's so much fun!"
Open the dreams to the cute fairies now!
My fairy world!

Hey hey brother, give me love!
Clefable, the food is delicious!
Hey hey Chansey, peace is the best!
Yes yes fairy,
"Fun is exhilarating!"
Everybody, give me a pixie!
Hello mother, hello mother!
The yummy sweets that I ate before
I can't forget the taste of it!

Amazing friends
Is a pixie
Clefairy will smile now

Draw a circle it's the earth
Draw a circle it's the earth
Draw a circle it's the earth
I am Clefairy

Ah, with just a stroke of paint,
You can see the wonderful world!
Fluttering wings make me very happy
This shiny world

Ah, all over the world
Sleeps a recipe of happiness
An exploration with Clefable
It's a fairy

Sunday, February 16, 2020

clefable

clefable is a gen 1 normal-type pokemon. he has a girlfriend, clefairy, who is also normal-type.

although he has really big wings on his back, he's not a flying-type.

clefable is weak to fighting-types, that's his only weakness.

he takes no damage from ghost-types, since he's a normal-type.

clefable takes neutral damage from all the other types. let's see what happens!

normal-type - cleffa
cleffa: clefable you're a failure
cleffa used frustration
clefable died

poison-type - nidoking
clefable: nidoqueen is fat.
nidoking turns red. he uses megahorn and poison jab on clefable.
not sure if clefable was even alive after that. and yeah he used a bug-type move but he's not a bug-type

flying-type - pidgeot
clefairy: hi clefable. pidgeot is weak to fighting-types correct?
clefable: AHEM! pidgeot is normal and flying type, so it takes neutral damage from fighting, and 2x damage from electric, rock and ice.
pidgeot causes a hurricane. clefable was sent flying away and he gets impaled.

bug-type - scyther
scyther: x scissor
clefable was cut into 4 pieces

ground-type - rhydon
clefable: you're 4x weak to grass and water.
rhydon: earthquake?
the earthquake opens up and clefable falls in. it closes. YOU UGLY CLEFAIRY.

fire-type - arcanine
clefable: arcanine? ya mean ugly growlithe?
arcanine: flare blitz
clefable was roasted. literally

water-type - vaporeon
clefable: vaporeon!? i think jolteon is way better.
vaporeon: hydro pump
clefable drowned.

grass-type - meganium
bayleef: oh my god i want my waifu meganium pillows please
clefable: no
bayleef: ok that's it
however meganium comes in and uses frenzy plant on both bayleef and clefable killing them

rock-type - aerodactyl
clefable: did you die pidgeot
aerodactyl: are you an idiot i'm not pidgeot
aerodactyl destroys clefable with rock slide. he was buried alive...

ice-type - lapras
clefable: ice-types are stupid. they only have one resistance, which are themselves. they have a crazy amount of weaknesses.
lapras: are you done yet?
clefable: also cleffa sucks
lapras: ice beam
clefable was frozen solid. lapras throws the clefable ice block off a cliff... you know what happened to clefable.

psychic-type - slowking
clefable: slowking? no. slowbro is better.
slowking: ok that's it
slowking destroys clefable with a bunch of psychic-type moves.

electric-type - pikachu (duh)
pikachu: pikachu!
clefable: you know clefairy?
pikachu: pikachu!
pikachu uses thunder, killing clefable by roasting him alive

dark-type - umbreon (what else)
umbreon breakdances.
cLEFABLE: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
CLEFABLE EXPLODES

steel-type - skarmory
clefable: but skarmory is a stall pokemon!
skarmory lays out spikes and then finally destroys clefable with a steel wing.

dragon-type - lance's dragonite
vs pokemon champion lance
clefable: i hate your dragons.
dragonite: outrage
clefable was knocked out by the power of the dragon. lol

bonus

ghost-type - dead clefable gengar
clefable: hi
gengar: shadow ball
clefable: what was that
gengar: shadow ball
clefable: i don't feel anything
gengar: shadow ball
clefable: that's it i'm leaving
clefable leaves, lugia enters
lugia: hi
gengar: shadow ball
it's super effective.

the finale

fighting-type - machamp, hitmonlee, hitmontop, hitmonchan

hitmonchan: hey there ugly.
clefable: stop calling me ugly.
hitmontop: [spins]
clefable: ugh i'm getting dizzy
while clefable was dizzy, hitmonlee kicks him in the face with high jump kick. hitmonchan uses a focus punch, and hitmontop used triple kick. finally, machamp comes in and uses dynamic punch on clefable.

YOU UGLY CLEFAIRY.

clefable was dead...

clefairy: not my boyfriend...

clefairy

clefairy is a normal-type pokemon introduced in the first generation, generation 1. she has two wings on her back, although she's not flying type.

clefairy is weak to fighting-types; that's her only weakness...

she takes no damage from ghost-types.

she takes neutral from fire, water, grass, ice, bug, steel, electric, poison, ground, rock, dragon (that one time outrage killed the whole team except lugia), psychic, dark, flying, and finally, normal-types.

also, she has a boyfriend. his name is clefable, who is also normal-type.

yeah, normal-types are love!

Saturday, February 15, 2020

mélofée a dit

trois, deux, un, aller!
je suis quatorze: attention! retenez ceci, appuyez. arrêter!
♪♪♪
mélodelfe, mélodelfe!
[marteau]
je suis quatorze: attention! retenez ceci, appuyez. arrêter!
mélodelfe, mélodelfe, mélodelfe, mélodelfe!
[baldi entre]
[QUITTE]
[trébuché]
[BALDI TUER MÉLODELFE]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[piano...]
mélodelfe, mélodelfe! mélodelfe, mélodelfe. mélodelfe, mélodelfe!

Friday, February 14, 2020

まるかいて地球 - チャンセイー版

あらあら クレフェアリー、ご機嫌麗しゅう
ねえねえ クレフェイブル、ねえねえ クレフェイブル
昔に食べた ラッキー卵の
あの味が忘れられないのです

まるかいて地球
まるかいて地球
まるかいて地球
チャンセイーです

まるかいて地球
じっとみて地球
ひょっとして地球
チャンセイーです

ああ 一筆で
見える 素晴らしい世界
クレフェアリーとクレフェイブルは素敵な
幸運です

ノーマル卵の代わりに ラッキー卵をさしあげます。

まるかいて地球
まるかいて地球
まるかいて地球
チャンセイーです

まるかいて地球
ハッとして地球
ふんぞりかえて地球
チャンセイーです

タマゴうみ作りです
つくる ラッキー卵のレシピ
クレフェアリー選ぶものなら
何でも美味しい

いつも、 クレフェイブルとクレフェアリー。 彼らはとても優しい…
クレフェアリーは親友です、親友永遠にです。

ねえねえ クレフェアリー、どきどきいたします!
ねえクレフェアリー、ねえ クレフェアリー
昔に食べた ラッキー卵の…
あの味が忘れられないのです?

至福と幸せです
それはラッキーパンチです!

以前、僕は寂しいだった。僕の両親は貧しいだった。当時の物事は切れるだった。助けてくださったのが。 クレフェイブルでした。

クレフェイブル、ありがとうです!
パジャマをつくりました
わたしからの ささやかなお礼です

chansey - marukaite chikyuu - hetalia (english)

oh my, clefairy, good day to you!
hey clefable, hey clefable
the lucky egg that i ate before
i can't forget the taste of it

draw a circle it's the earth
draw a circle it's the earth
draw a circle it's the earth
i am chansey

draw a circle it's the earth
looking closely it's the earth
might it be the earth?
i am chansey


ah, with just a stroke of paint
a wonderful world can be seen
clefairy and clefable are lovely
they bring me luck

"rather than a normal egg... i'll give you a lucky egg."

draw a circle it's the earth
draw a circle it's the earth
draw a circle it's the earth
i am chansey

draw a circle it's the earth
looking closely it's the earth
suddenly, it's the earth
i am chansey

making a softboiled egg
makes a lucky egg recipe
if clefairy asks it of me
i can make anything good

"always, clefable and clefairy... they're very kind to me. clefairy is my best friend... my best friend forever."

hey clefairy, it's exciting
hey clefairy, hey clefairy
the lucky egg i ate before
i can't forget the taste of it!

the bliss and happiness of chansey
is in the lucky punch item!

"previously... i was all lonely... my parents couldn't afford living places... at the time everything was running out... the one who saved me was... clefable."

CLEFABLE!
thank you clefable
i made you some pajamas in return
from me this is a small amount of thanks, clefable

Thursday, February 6, 2020

sword and shield tribute - clefable

i am clefable
goldenrod city, johto

i am clefable
nidoking and nidoqueen

this is my best friend, clefairy
i love her so much
clefairy, clefairy

what would i do without my sweet clefairy?
clefairy, clefairy

"i'm sorry, clefable... but clefairy isn't in this region... she... she was part of..."

goodbye nidoqueen...
goodbye nidoking.
farewell clefairy,
know i still love you.

the days pass by,
why clefairy?
why clefairy?

farewell clefairy.
i guess it's goodbye.

Made in tribute of sword and shield dexit. I know nidoking and nidoqueen are coming back soon, but how about clefairy?

and... cleffa?

goodbye, clefairy.