although he has really big wings on his back, he's not a flying-type.
clefable is weak to fighting-types, that's his only weakness.
he takes no damage from ghost-types, since he's a normal-type.
clefable takes neutral damage from all the other types. let's see what happens!
normal-type - cleffa
cleffa: clefable you're a failure
cleffa used frustration
clefable died
poison-type - nidoking
clefable: nidoqueen is fat.
nidoking turns red. he uses megahorn and poison jab on clefable.
not sure if clefable was even alive after that. and yeah he used a bug-type move but he's not a bug-type
flying-type - pidgeot
clefairy: hi clefable. pidgeot is weak to fighting-types correct?
clefable: AHEM! pidgeot is normal and flying type, so it takes neutral damage from fighting, and 2x damage from electric, rock and ice.
pidgeot causes a hurricane. clefable was sent flying away and he gets impaled.
bug-type - scyther
scyther: x scissor
clefable was cut into 4 pieces
ground-type - rhydon
clefable: you're 4x weak to grass and water.
rhydon: earthquake?
the earthquake opens up and clefable falls in. it closes. YOU UGLY CLEFAIRY.
fire-type - arcanine
clefable: arcanine? ya mean ugly growlithe?
arcanine: flare blitz
clefable was roasted. literally
water-type - vaporeon
clefable: vaporeon!? i think jolteon is way better.
vaporeon: hydro pump
clefable drowned.
grass-type - meganium
bayleef: oh my god i want my waifu meganium pillows please
clefable: no
bayleef: ok that's it
however meganium comes in and uses frenzy plant on both bayleef and clefable killing them
rock-type - aerodactyl
clefable: did you die pidgeot
aerodactyl: are you an idiot i'm not pidgeot
aerodactyl destroys clefable with rock slide. he was buried alive...
ice-type - lapras
clefable: ice-types are stupid. they only have one resistance, which are themselves. they have a crazy amount of weaknesses.
lapras: are you done yet?
clefable: also cleffa sucks
lapras: ice beam
clefable was frozen solid. lapras throws the clefable ice block off a cliff... you know what happened to clefable.
psychic-type - slowking
clefable: slowking? no. slowbro is better.
slowking: ok that's it
slowking destroys clefable with a bunch of psychic-type moves.
electric-type - pikachu (duh)
pikachu: pikachu!
clefable: you know clefairy?
pikachu: pikachu!
pikachu uses thunder, killing clefable by roasting him alive
dark-type - umbreon (what else)
umbreon breakdances.
cLEFABLE: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
CLEFABLE EXPLODES
steel-type - skarmory
clefable: but skarmory is a stall pokemon!
skarmory lays out spikes and then finally destroys clefable with a steel wing.
dragon-type - lance's dragonite
vs pokemon champion lance
clefable: i hate your dragons.
dragonite: outrage
clefable was knocked out by the power of the dragon. lol
bonus
ghost-type -
clefable: hi
gengar: shadow ball
clefable: what was that
gengar: shadow ball
clefable: i don't feel anything
gengar: shadow ball
clefable: that's it i'm leaving
clefable leaves, lugia enters
lugia: hi
gengar: shadow ball
it's super effective.
the finale
fighting-type - machamp, hitmonlee, hitmontop, hitmonchan
hitmonchan: hey there ugly.
clefable: stop calling me ugly.
hitmontop: [spins]
clefable: ugh i'm getting dizzy
while clefable was dizzy, hitmonlee kicks him in the face with high jump kick. hitmonchan uses a focus punch, and hitmontop used triple kick. finally, machamp comes in and uses dynamic punch on clefable.
YOU UGLY CLEFAIRY.
clefable was dead...
clefairy: not my boyfriend...
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